Hi, I am Kirby, once a puppy, now a dog. As a puppy, I was full of energy and loved to play. In the picture, you can see my favorite playmate Mr. Hedgehog who was almost as big as me but not nearly as fierce (see photo). Well, Mr. Hedgehog left the scene many years ago—I reckon I chewed him up one night when my ‘rents were sleeping. Now I just chase down my tetherball (see photo), protect the house against intruders and keep Ms. Sprite on her toes. So much to do, so little time…